Roast speeches are in demand for farewell parties, birthdays, and friend group entertainment. Charge $2 per roast script.
🏆 Prize Distribution
$125 Base Pool
Rank
Pool Share
Estimated Payout
Notes
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#1
35%
$43
of $125 pool
Full cash payout via bank transfer within 48 hrs
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#2
20%
$25
of $125 pool
Cash payout within 48 hrs
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#3
12%
$15
of $125 pool
Cash payout within 48 hrs
✅
#4–10
3% each
$3
of $125 pool
Each earns 3% — max 7 winners in this tier
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Milestone achievers
Proof bonus
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XP boost + achievement badge + public recognition
💡 How payouts work: Admin verifies proof within 12 hrs. Approved participants are ranked by score formula (earnings 60% + speed 20% + creativity 10% + proof quality 10%). Winners are paid directly to their bank account or PayPal within 48 hrs of battle close.
Time Remaining
47:44:11
48 hour battle · Entry: $2
🚀 Playbook — Earning Strategy
1. Write one sample roast for a fictional person — 3 paragraphs, funny but never mean-spirited
2. Structure: warm opening, 3 roast jokes with specific details, heartfelt final line
3. Post: 'Does your friend deserve to be roasted at their birthday/farewell? I write custom roast scripts. $2. All you do is deliver the speech.'
4. For each order: ask for the person's name, 5 personality traits, 2 funny memories, and anything they're sensitive about (to avoid)
5. Deliver a 300-word roast script within 4 hours
6. Close 5 roast orders
7. Proof = your sample roast (screenshot) + 5 payment screenshots + 1 anonymised client roast excerpt
Copy-Paste Script
"My custom roast scripts are funny enough to make the room laugh and kind enough to make them hug you after. \$2. Tell me about your victim."
Target
5 custom roast scripts = $10
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